Il mio freddo e morbido compagno di stanza

solo per il giorno

I woke up

and I heard my phone ring

yoongi's already cal-

oh wait it's Seungmin

Seungmin

Karen I'm really sorry we're going to have to let you down today

Karen

why what happened?

Seungmin

we have to go practice today

Karen

oh it's ok your carrier goes first!

Seungmin

thank you for understanding we will hangout as soon as possible when we get out

Karen

bye have a good practice

Seungmin

bye have a good day I'll call you later

Karen

bye

I hanged up

what am I supposed to do now?

I'ma be so bored

I guess I'll call yoongi that I won't hangout with my pretend friend

I laughed at myself

I can't believe he thinks I actually have a friend called Laura lol

I went downstairs to I mean there really isn't anything to do now?

what do they ever do in this house

it's so big there's nothing to do

I called yoongi instead

Suga

yeah

Karen

my friends are busy so I'll stay home

Suga

oh don't worry you don't have to stay home you can go out if you want

Suga

it's fine with me

Karen

oh really

Suga

yeah don't worry Karen you can get out

Suga

I'll call you later today

Suga

take care Karen

Karen

bye

he hanged up

Karen

so boring ._.

I guess I can go drink

but later

I'll just drink 2 cups and I'll be home

I'll just sleep for the rest of the day

reminds me of when I drank with hyunjin

I asked the bartender for 2 cups only

but he gave me 4 instead?

but I still drank it

I dranked my limit I couldn't drink anymore plus I was driving

I went to the bathroom to freshen up a little

I washed my face and called yoongi

Suga

were at the airport to come back

Suga

I was just going to call you

Suga

Karen?....

Suga

hello?

Suga

karen?

Karen

yeah what

Suga

are you ok

Karen

no yeah my head hurts I came to drink

Suga

Karen wth I told you to take care!!

Karen

yeah yeah I'm driving home don't worry

Suga

no call a cab Karen

Karen

I have a fucking license don't worry

Suga

there going to pull you over

Suga

what's the address?

Karen

**-**

Suga

I'm getting you a cab

Karen

no really I can drive!!

Karen

I only drank 4 cups

Suga

oh please be careful

Suga

they'll pull you over

Karen

I'll call you when I get home then

Suga

ok drive safe

I hanged up

freaking idiot. I can f*cking drive b*tch

my head hurts

I'm almost home

I'll prove him wr-

*police sirens*

they gave me a warning that I was driving too fast

It's ok I was already at the corner of the house

I'm still tired

my head still hurts

I'll just take a bath then call him

I took a bath and called him

Suga

we're almost home not even

Suga

I'm sorry you were probably bored I wish I'd be by your side

Karen

it's fine

Suga

please take care of yourself

Suga

your health is really important to me

Karen

yeah right

Suga

no I'm not kidding

Suga

your really

special to me like-

ok I only have like 3763637 seconds to tell you how I'm going to die

REASON 1

BOI YOU SAW THAT JIN TWEET ITS. HINT TO WHAT PROBABLY THE NEXT ALBUM IS

I swear to god I think I even might die! TOO MANY THEORIES

NOT JUST THAT

THERE FREAKING RELEASING DOLLS OF THEMSELVES IN SUMMER

"IM NOT CRYING"

NOT jUSt THAT

THERE ARE THEORIES THAT THEY MIGHT RELEASE BOOK ALSO

so there goes my wallet

rip lilmeowmeow